Katie's latest conversation with Tom

Tonight Tom was trying to get Katie to say the family prayer before bed. I was out shopping for his Christmas present so I heard about this after the fact.

Tom: Katie would you please say the prayer tonight?
Katie: I don't know what to say.
T: Just tell Heavenly Father all the things you are grateful for.
K: I am not grateful for anything.
T: Well, what if Heavenly Father took away all the things you didn't say thank you for. What would you miss?
K: Nothing
T: Wouldn't you miss your toys?
K: No, I would be fine.
T: What about Ba (her most prized blanket)
K: I don't need it anymore. I can sleep with out it.
T: What about your house and your warm bed.
K: I would be okay still.
T: What about mom and dad? What would you do without us?
K: I would still be okay.
T: Who would take care of you?
K: I would just take care of myself.
T: Who would pay for the house for you to live in?
K: I would just live outside.
T: Who would pay for your food?
K: Well you are gonna die someday anyway. I will just take care of myself then.
Tom said the prayer.

I felt that this conversation should be saved for posterity. That way everyone will know what a funny lady she was!